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A very beautiful girl with the perfect smile. Usually blonde with the most amazing eyes. She is often mistaken as a slut only because she's so outgoing and all the guys want to talk to her. She has a perfect body, but is super insecure about the smallest things even when people remind her that she is perfect. She has a laugh that can leave a smile on any persons face. You can't help but smile every time you're around her. She's very honest with people and lets them know exactly what she thinks. She is just an all around amazing person.
Justin: wow look at that blonde girl flirting with all those guys. She's probably just a slut.
Jake: I think she's pretty and she has a nice ass. Her name is probably Alexandra/alex
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The best computer nerd in the world.
SKID: I haz a 150k boatnet.
Alex Snell: I haz coded my ownz boatnet in C++ and have 22k online beats you skid.
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Alex arsenault is a fat slob who sits on his ass all day and does nothing with his life.
He had zero bitches and gets sexually assaulted by his cat. Alex quit school because it was too hard and found a new passion in being a absolute nigger to society
Friend 1- dude i just raped aidan’s mom and killed 17 kids
Friend 2- Bro that was so unfunny you sound like Alex arsenault
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ditching your friends for a girl
oh guys i gotta pull an alex law. I have to meet this girl. bye guys
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A depressed skeleton ass mf cracker who loves fucking our girlfriend's best friend.
Who the hell hooked up with Viresh's ex? Must have been Alex Bartels.
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Alex please. Alex we need to talk- Alex stop please. alex we think you may have a problem- alex no you said you were straight. you like jack but we have a kid this isn't your problem. ALEX. JACK GET OFF HIM HE'S ,OME HIM. HE'LL VISIT ON WEEKENDS. ALEX? WAIT HE'S FLATLINED. CALL 911. SOMEBODY KISS HIM! JACK IT'S YOUR TURN. GIVE HIM THE KISS OF LIFE- WAIT JACK BACK OFF. NO JACK. STOP. OH GOD HE'S HAVING A SEIZURE. JACK? JACK? JACK CAN YOU HEAR ME? WE KILLED ONE HALF OF ALL TIME LOW. JIMMY? JIMMY? MOMMY NEEDS YOU JIMMY- NO JIMMY PUT THE TASER DOWN- OH GOD HE'S NOT BREATHING. CALL IKEA WE NEED TO SEND HIM BACK AND GET HIM FIXED WE DONT HAVE THE INSTRUCTION MANUEL ONE OF HIS SCREWS ARE MISSING OH GODNESS. OH MY BEEBO THE FOREHEAD MANS HERE *OPENS HIS FOREHEAD* ITS THE SCREW- OH GOD BEEBO. OH MY GOD ITS HIS BRAIN NO BEEBO YOU CAN PULL THROUGH THIS OH MY GOODNESS. SO PANIC! IS COMPLETELY GONE NOW THERE'S NO REMAINING MEMBERS FALL OUT BOY KILLED THEM ALL NO THANKS PETE. wait, oh god... it was infront of the puppies all along.
Alex Gaskarth is a good-looking human bean
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An overall terrible person with a knack for being an overworked Vietnamese highshool student by day and a manical Russian sleeper agent by night.
I would hate to find out my friends an alex do
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