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emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.
you are being such an emily witham right now ✋
Emily Anderson are the most stunning girl in the world whether she sees it or not. Know for her big boobs and or butts. She is social, intelligent, and beautiful. She isn’t fake, and doesn’t talk behind peoples back’s. She has been through many hard times but always wakes up with a smile on her face ready to brighten everyone’s day. Her best friend doesn’t deserve her. No one does. She is the best friend anyone could ask for. If you have an Emily, keep her close to your heart because she is special. She is more special than the sun in the sky, the grass on the ground, the water in the sea, and the birds in the air. Remind yourself daily that whoever is in charge up there was feeling extra generous when they gave you an Emily, because she is a living miracle here on earth. She is the piece that completes your complicated puzzle.
An individual who is immune to any type of physical pain. In a Nintendo Pokémon game, such an effect would be displayed as "The attack was not very effective"
"Flue shot was like here(Holds hand at mid torso level), and then the piercing was like here(raises hand to around shoulder height). I literally didn't feel a thing" said Emily Pawlaski
A captivating goddess that will mesmerize you. Captivating, extraordinary, and of rare form. If you are given the opportunity to be blessed with her time, utilize it wisely, for if she is uneasy to obtain. Like a mystic fucking beast. That's right..
Emily Osborne is so fucking fabulous she pees glitter, shits cupcakes, and farts rainbows!! She is so badass.
Paris Syndrome is when people - typically Japanese - go to Paris for the first time, only to discover it’s total trash.
EMILY SYNDROME is when people - typically young American women - move to Paris, only to discover the TV show by Netflix is complete and utter fantasy... Parisians are not that nice, they don't speak English to you, even if they're fluent, and you can't actually be that successful in your work!
(Having sex with a total stranger and being best friends with their partner at the same time is still plausible...)
Sarah spent 6 months working like a slave in Paris suffered a mental breaking and ended up coming home because she ended up with major Emily Syndrome
Hey, check on her. I know if your typing this then you are thinking about her and she is thinking about you too. Good luck bby
Hey I kinda miss Emily Beresford
I know, I heard she's not doing too good