witham

A man who needs to know everything, and likes being right

He's still reading about sand dunes? Damn, he's such a witham

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withamer

a person that is so creepy that words can't describe that person. They usually try to get with girls by staring at their asses from a distance.

Kim: Do you see that weirdo over there?
stranger: Yea hes staring at our ass, what a creep. He might even have an ass fetish.
Kim: Damn that bitch is a withamer, lets peace out.

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Jacob Witham

An E LITE athlete with a way with the Waverly women. Yeah, he's one of those guys that's too cool to be slimes with a girl from his own school. He may not have his license, but don't be surprised if he's at YOUR slimes house tonight just because he wants to.

"Yeah, that guy at your moms house. He's an absolute Jacob Witham"

emily witham

emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.

you are being such an emily witham right now ✋