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1 part vodka
2 parts Cactus Cooler
Similar to a normal screwdriver, but with Cactus Cooler instead of orange juice. Although it may not sound like it, it's a fairly classy drink.
I like vodka. I like Cactus Cooler. So, I put 'em together, and there ya go, the Mexican Screwdriver was born.
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Where you go into a bathroom and take a massive shit. Then, you stand up and itch your old, flakey skin on your asscrack, witnessing ass skin fall down into the monster dookie you took. Then get a kitchen spoon and start mixing the ass skin and shit together, producing a milky like substance. Quickly jack off into the toilet, and let out a loud moan as you ejaculate into the fucking substance. Mix it again with a spoon, and then dump it into a small bowl. Give it to your pet hamster, and make it eat that dog log. Then, poke a hole through its ass and all the corn massacre substance will come flowing out. If you don't see the following you didn't do this right, and will have to start all over, taking a massive, painful lawn sausage again:
Dried cum
Torn up ass skin
Dookie pieces
Whatever the hamster had that day. (Feed it Mexican food for the best results.)
Hamster guts
If you did it right, the substance will look like heaven on a plate, and you'll most likely drink it. This beverage, is known to some as Mexican Delight
Billy: Hey Johnny, i'm thirsty. What do ya got?
Johnny: I got some Mexican Delight in the freezer! Made a fresh batch earlier today!
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Having to rewipe you ass after taking a crap some time ago.
person #1: Man! my ass is feeling greasy from taking a crap 4 hours ago! Person #2: Dude, really!? sounds like you could use a Mexican Rewipe!
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A hypothetical situation in which a large ring of gay men engaging in anal sex perform Newton's balls, creating a chain reaction that, with a little effort, can continue indefinitely around the circle like a Mexican Wave around a sporting field. There are no recorded occurrences of this.
'I started a Mexican Sacktap but it didn't make it around the circle because Bastian wasn't thrusting in time.'
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A "Not a Real Mexican" Is a Mexican that embraces their heritage and speaks Spanish but was not born in Mexico.
that person isn't a real Mexican he is a not a real mexican
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A mexican salsa is a variation of a cleveland steamer, but delivered in a much more liquid manner. The name is obtained both by the resemblance to, and the food needing to be consumed, to produce the mexican salsa.
You hear about Bill? He went to surprise his girlfriend by waking her up with a cleveland steamer, but he was out all night drinking and eating taco bell so it was more of a mexican salsa
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When you drink the water in Mexico and end up with bloody diarrhea for a week.
Jorge thought his case of Mexican Thunderbutt was the worst by-product of his bachelor party in Tijuana. If not for the Mexican Strikeout, perhaps he would have also remembered the crabs he got from a dirty Mexican hooker.
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