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When a guy shows up at a girls house unannounced with his cock hanging out!
Chad : Hey girl what's up!
Keirsten : Ohh Baby What A Big Surprise!
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As a man is receiving oral sex and is about to finish, he pulls out, punches the one performing the act (so that he or she sees stars) and then yells, "surprise!" as he cums in her eye
1. This hot chick was blowing me during the Leonid meteor shower last night, so I decided it would be a great time to give her a starry-eyed surprise
2. I totally got starry-eyed surprised last night- this guy punched me and came in my eye- I think I'm still seeing stars!
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When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.
This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.
To jerk off, off the side of the golden gate bridge. Extra points if you hit Alcatraz.
Thala: where the hell were you?
Michael: giving big red the San Francisco semen surprise!!!!
1. (noun) An anal sex act, in which the giving partner lies to the receiving partner and tells him or her that he has ejaculated. After the receiving partner turns around to face him, the giving partner violently ejaculates into the other partner's eye. He then uses the Santorum that has accumulated on his penis to draw a cross on the forehead of the stunned receiving partner.
2. (verb) To perform said sex act.
3. (noun) The fact that Rick Santorum is still a viable presidential candidate after Super Tuesday
1. Man, that hooker made be pay double after I tried the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise.
3. In any other election, the Santorum Super Tuesday Surprise would be more shocking to me, but look at the other candidates!
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When an unconscious woman has her butt cheeks spread with tongs and a rabid bunny is inserted into her anus using an over-sized bong. The resulting shit from the woman's anus oddly resembles sweet potatoes.
"Yeah, I walked into the bathroom and there was a sweet potato surprise waiting for me."anusrabid bunny sexbunny sex
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A sexual act in which one half of a pair of scissors is inserted into a Male's urethra and is then closed to split the penis open. Is usually repeated to split the penis completely in half.
I'm gonna give my boyfriend the ol' double banana split surprise.
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