turtle eating

Plain and simple a blow job

My girlfriend choked while turtle eating last night.

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Turtle House

A way of referring to a Whore House in a conversation.

"Man lets head to the turtle house after school!"

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Mud Turtle

A roomba that has eaten a wet dog or cat turd

My roomba ran over the turd and then spun around repeatedly in a panic and tried to bash it self to death against the wall. Poor little mud turtle.

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Turtle Neck

Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.

Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.

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purple turtle

wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz ass, he SQUEEZEZ REEL HRAD onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple turdotl. ^_^

kill me plz.

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turtle haed

when you fart and shit comes half way out of your butt then goes back in

AO3 Turner, "i just had a trutle head"
anybody " that was fucking nasty"

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Awkward turtle

Two turtles having sex.

Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.

Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*

Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?

Barney: the Awkward Turtle...

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