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Turtles whom are the sluttiest of their species, more than likely wearing little to no shellwax on their bodies.
Turtle 1: Look at Laura, look at Laura!! Her mother would be rocking in her shell if she saw what Laura is doing now!!
Turtle 2: She is a Sexual Turtle.
Turtle runs are the result of a night of heavy drinking, leading to the expectation of a heavy turd followed by shit spray exploding out of your ass the following morning, resembling a turtle's head peeping from its shell... Before exploding.
I drank so much last night, I had the turtle runs this morning.
When someone is a turtle but is an undercover turtle
Turtle undercover: I'm a turtle undercover
Turtle: shut up
Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.
Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.
wen i put mi penus n2 anuter seksi dooidz ass, he SQUEEZEZ REEL HRAD onut adn it coms ot lookin pruple. mmm,,, i wsih dante wud giv me a pruple turdotl. ^_^
when you fart and shit comes half way out of your butt then goes back in
AO3 Turner, "i just had a trutle head"
anybody " that was fucking nasty"
Dude: damn it's very awkward just sitting here.
Barney: *hands on top of eachother moving thumbs slowly.*
Dude: WHAT ARE YOU DOING BARNEY?
Barney: the Awkward Turtle...