Rural Dictionary

Texas Dust Bowl

The act of inserting one's penis into another man's anus while wearing a dry, expired condom and using no extra lubricant. Results in severe rectal chafing and in some cases, bloody stool.

Met this guy at a club last night and he gave me the best Texas Dust Bowl of my life. I just can't sit down.

by TexasDustBowl2 January 8, 2014

mull bowl mole

Female pothead. One who is always found smoking weed, without ever buying it.

Guy "Hide your stash, here comes Margaret! She's a mull bowl mole! Margaret the mull bowl mole!!!"
Margaret "Youse guys got a cone I can scab"
Guy "Get your own you dirty slapper"

by Bronman & Juicy March 15, 2008

A measure of hotness which implies that a woman is cute, but not above that level of cuteness which one may find at a bowling alley. The implication is that even though a trashy, low-class girl may be do-able, she should also be held responsible for her trashiness. It's a combo of a compliment and an insult.

-Hey bro - how about that hot-ass girl who gave up the crusty-dusty last night??
-Awww man - not bad, I guess she was bowling alley hot.

by Franklin Turdz August 4, 2008

california bread bowl

when a woman stands on he head and opes her vagina. soup is then pored in and eaten. as though it were a bread bowl

i had some nice clam chowder out of a california bread bowl last night

by big bertha 69 December 9, 2014

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dillon mcdermott bowling

drinking game in which you play a standard game of bowling with empty red cups and ping pong balls with the exception of a cup that has a picture of dillon mcdermott's face. If you knock over said cup on the first attempt the opposite player must take a shot. the total number of cups knocked over within 3 rolls equals the total seconds of beer chugging.

I never imagined in my WILDEST DREAMS I would nail that Dillon cup...but damn DRINK YO WHISKEY and finish your dillon mcdermott bowling round

by Random hero lova696969 November 28, 2009