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When in preparation for intercourse have your mate, buddy whatev paint a target on their hind-end (archer style) while both hands are on a hard surface (walls are perferred). Now while you prepare yourself with your custom fitted mexican wrestler Shark mask stand 5 yards away (cause you'll want a running start) and with a highly erect penis charge. Try it a few times practice makes perfect.
So we were playing Shark Attack last night and I keep pissing sideways.
When you have a girl laying on a bed, naked, and you surprise her by sneaking into the room, while prone, and jumping up to give her oral sex.
Dude: How did you like that Shark Attack last night?
Girl: You scared the Shit outta me!
When you 69 and the girl is on her period.
I hooked up with this girl the other day and there was a major shark attack.
The sword that KA_TheLegend uses to fight off monsters, and bad guys. it shoots out rainbows, and its the Uni-Shark's extra horn, that can never break. and its rainbow colored.
You better watch out, KA_TheLegend is using his Uni-Shark Horn Sword!!
The reaction to someone saying something dumb as hell
I'm Shark-Nosing at what Garrett did
A person who, usually when called to the bench by the judge after failing a drug test, pretends to collapse with an ailment in the audience seating to such an extent that only one's bent elbow is visible above said seating, giving the appearance of a "fin".
I saw a meth shark today in the courtroom.
The professor started calling students up to the board and the guy behind me went all meth shark on him.
A very rare shark that lives in fresh water rivers, normally small with lasers on there head to attack the pray... eats smaller fish and drags the larger fish to their mother for food
I almost died from a river shark last night!