Uncle time

When your uncle spends quality time with you in his windowless van and touches you with his pee pee

Its uncle time this is what your uncle says when he picks you up form school

AMU Times

Amu Times
Students who will post articles daily.
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Student 1:What is the AMU Times?
Student 2:It is a group of LSC student who writes articles about Small Ng daily. They are the best!

cat-timing

At the moment you decide to get off the couch your cat decides to jump on you for cuddles thus making it impossible to leave.

You: "I cannot ignore the call of nature any longer, I suppose I'll get off the couch and indulge in a little urinary expulsion."

cat-timing:

Cat: "meow" (aka "cuddles plz!")

Bruh time

A phrase u say when a dumbass nigga does dumb shit

Jason: chokes a child

Grant: bruh time

BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.

When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME

Chill-time

That time of the day where you finally get to rest and cool off

Man... I ain't got no chill-time, gotta keep hustling 24/7.

Time Flu

Severe jet lag, almost to the point of illness.

Man I got the Asian Time Flu! I can't sleep, eat or shit right. Nothing works and I feel like crap.