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Christmas Vomit: deflated holiday decorations that litter people's lawns during the day.
"Don't step in the Christmas Vomit"
Dad is very sorry but his paycheck for the last job won’t come in until January so we won’t have gifts on Dec. 25. They’ll be just a few weeks late I promise.
<Late December>
8yo Me: Dad, you’re so late. I missed you.
Best dad ever: I missed you too. Just trying to get this job done so I’ve been working late.
Me: but you won’t have to work Christmas like last year will ya?
BDE: No, son, I’ll be here. But since I didn’t finish the job I won’t get paid before Xmas. But I’ll get paid in a few weeks and we’ll celebrate then. Well just have a January Christmas. Ok?
Me: that’s fine dad. I understand.
An imaginary overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ones overflated opinion of ones self. Thinking one is above basic tasks.
Ron - Mark, can you help me move a desk from Ken's office to my house? I have a truck.
Mark - don't be a cunt Ron, do you think you are dealing with the Christmas help?
The 25th of July. The day where Kris Kringles brother, Don Kringle, comes to steal all your stuff, as revenge for being banished from the North Pole.
"People need to stop calling it Second Christmas, since it clearly comes first. Or at least just f#@%)&ng call it Reverse Christmas"
The 26th of december. Christmas 2.73 is for those who want one more present on top of those they already have.
“Man I can’t wait for Christmas 2.73 this year, I really want that extra present”
Your typical ejaculating over a females head while christmas carols play, real standard stuff.
Keith: What did you get your girlfriend for her christmas
Carl: In front of her family, I started dreaming of a white christmas all over her.
Carols Ejaculating Standard
A person who recently received a video game or new console for Christmas and has absolutely zero fucking idea what they are doing. They enter multi-player mode and bring your team down because they suck. They’re a huge, moronic liability and are guaranteed to be on your team.
God! Why do we always get the Christmas random on our team? Fuck this RNG.
Why didn’t we can Yasuo? This Christmas random can’t even CS, he’s not gonna carry this game.