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Steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing

a standing sex position, the hanky-panky, the vertical mambo; all the while with perhaps someone you'll regret, i.e., isn't up to your standards, but you don't care because you're lookin' to "gettit" and getting it anyway possible

Antonym: Steppin' on the wrong foot and doing the right thing
A standing sex position, et al, with perhaps someone who is better than you, out-of-your-league; but you play it off like you're the grand player that you is. ~whomp whomp~

I'm in the mood for steppin' on the right foot and doing the wrong thing tonight and I don't care! The midgit's gonna gettit! Oh, Oh! ~whomp whomp~

by Eff-bomb May 9, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 14๐Ÿ‘Ž


Piss on my foot and tell me its raining

To tell a fabrication in such a way as to be ridiculously transparent; misleading; doing one thing, and purposely mislabeling it; bold face liar

Don't pretend that's as low as the price gets,I know the blue book value of that car, and its about three thousand less than what you want, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining! or I saw you kiss her, thats not how cousins kiss, so don't piss on my foot and tell me its raining!

by Sabrina Burton August 10, 2006

96๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


7 foot rats rats along his rats

The real lyrics to we don't talk about bruno

7 foot rats rats along his rats is the greatest song ever

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 5, 2022


foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)

Mario was walking with luigi and Mario was telling luigi not to let him fall but luigi was being an ignorant slut and wasn't listening to mario. Mario tripped and fell and screamed very loud that the entire school heard and saw the incident. It was all luigi's fault ! mario decided to take off his heels bc he didnt want to trip anymore in front of the hot males running around the high school. Mario took off his heels and was exposed to the cca concrete and instantly got foot aids.

When Mario and luigi were walking home mario couldnt help but complain about his foot aids. Then he dropped his phone and the LSD card shattered and he ended up having to pay 105$ for it to get fixed. Then mario and luigi realized that mario was lactose intolerant and he couldnt handle the whip cream. He hoped it was just a fart, then luigi started making fun of mario and mario started laughing so hard that he peed his pants. Then mario and luigi got home and changed marios pants, but mario still had foot aids. Marios laptop keyboard started to stop working and mario thought he was cursed because he forgot he had foot aids. Mario then searched up how to cleanse yourself of your sins. Then mario started doing the actions and luigi started making fun of mario and told him to get out of his house. Then luigi realized that it was just his foot aids and wasnt mad at him anymore. foot aids

"Mario, do you have foot aids?"
"Yes, mario has foot aids."
{foot aids (u must read this in a italian accent)}

by footaids123 November 16, 2018

12๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


foot long cream-filled chili dog

When a girl lies on her back and one guy over her tits while she blows him and a second guy is behind the 1st titty-fucking her. The first guy cums so hard in her mouth that he shits on her tits.

" OMG! The two guys last night gave me the foot long cream-filled chili dog last night! V filled my mouth at the same time he shat on my cleavage all over T's cock and T kept on fucking my tits. It was Sooo dirty!"

by vdtour97 March 10, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


50,000 foot view (or any other ridiculous distance)

Seeing the โ€œbig pictureโ€ of a project or process. Guidance for the overall approach.

Hey Austin, just give me the 50,000 foot view (or any other ridiculous distance) on where we are getting the rams rodded!

by phdeed2015 June 22, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck

(adj)Having the physical apperance of being tall.

"Damn, Nate could stand flat footed and shit in the back of a dump truck."

by Gixzo July 11, 2008

8๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž