Jesus H. Tap-dancing Christ

Can be used as a expression of surprise/dismay/happiness/anger. John Belushi says this in the film "The Blues Brothers" when John Belushi realizes he needs to get his band back together.

John Belushi (as "Joliet" Jake Blues): "The band...the band!"

James Brown (as the church pastor): "Do you see the light?"

John Belushi: "THE BAND!"

James Brown: "DO YOU SEE THE LIGHT?"

Dan Aykroyd (as Elwood Blues): "What light?"

James Brown: "HAVE YOU SEEN THE LIGHT?"

John Belushi: "YES! YES! JESUS H. TAP-DANCING CHRIST, I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT!" (Proceeds to do backflips down the church aisle)

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effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗

1)A text sent to iPhones that will reboot the phone. Also works for any app that gives banner notifications on iPhones.
2) Sent by assholes who still think it is funny.
3) One more reason to not buy an iPhone.

Text from John: effective. Power لُلُصّبُلُلصّبُررً ॣ ॣh ॣ ॣ 冗
Sam: John, you're a piece of shit.

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h-e-double hockey sticks

a way to say hell in front of adults

what the....oh, hi mrs.applebottom! what the h-e-double hockey sticks?!?!?

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H-E-Double hockey sticks

Euphemism for hell.

What the h-e-double hockey sticks is this!?!

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the H. C. O. P.

THe Holey Church Of Proctology

a pun on the practice of proctology

he is a member of the H. C. O. P.

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H💿L📀 Taco

A word given by the H💿L📀 queen (Cristine). It is a topcoat that has h💿l📀 flakes or glitters. It is usually added onto the nail be for a glossy taco.

Cristine added a H💿L📀 taco before adding a glossy taco.

H. Frank Carey High School

A high school located in the Square (Franklin Square). This school is absolute, unfiltered, full-strength bullllllshiiiieeeeet. Nobody enjoys going here, and the teachers either look like they're about ready to hang themselves or like they just snorted 50 lines of cocaine. Some of these people have been taken care of and sent to the proper authorities. Drinking is possibly the single largest activity in these poor teenagers' social lives. They go to school with destroyed livers, and posts of their nefarious activities posted promptly on Instagram, Twitter, etc. Watch out for the seniors, they drink the most, smoke the most (WEED AND OTHER), and party the hardest. My advice to students attending this year...TRANSFER ASAP.
Love,
Shrek

man #1 - "I wouldn't step inside of H. Frank Carey High School if you paid me!"

shrek - "Aye, laddy!"

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