wake and cake

The best technique and true defintion is waking up and (in bed) immediately eating the 'six pre-packed' cakes that are sitting 'ready to eat' on your bedside table.
Can be used to describe any situation where someone eats the entire contents of their fridge upto 1 hour after waking up.

I becomin' a bit chronic at the moment, like 'wake and cake' everyday and shit, 'nahmeanyaheardit!

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Can-Cake

Similar to Donkey Punch wherein doing either doggie style or missionary, the male chuggs his beer then tries to pancake the beer can on the females forehead right before ejaculation. This makes it a lil bit tighter and gives you just enough time to run like hell for the door. This is a good tip for all you tree huggers worried about recycling.

Dude bro! I was with Jessica last night and everything was going fine till she called me dumb AGAIN. So I can-caked her right in the forehead before I came and havent called her since!

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tastey cakes

when something hard and flat is inserted into ones anus thus causing them to shit out flat disk like turds

That guy had that ping pong paddle shoved so far up his ass he was shitting tastey cakes for two weeks

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Splatter cake

When a rogue squirt of jizz lands in your underwear, leaving you with an uncomfortable sticky sensation that can only be made worse by the presence of pubic hair.

Jim: "My mum almost walked in on me choking the goose the other day"
Gary: "Did she see anything?"
Jim: "Thankfully not. But the splatter cake was the size of a baseball"

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Cake N' it

When one guy consistently ditches his "boys" to hang out with the same chick over and over

Like when jermaine asks for someones phone at any point, then you know bri's on her way and jermaine is Cake N' it tonight.

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Muffin Cake

An amazing dessert. It is a cupcake that got to big ...and looks like a muffin. Easiest to make when your very tired and not paying attention.

MAGS: WOAH these cupcakes are HUGE!
KAYS: DANG did we make muffins ?
MAGS&KAYS: no we made....Muffin Cakes. :)

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Booty Cakes

1) Some bogus ass shit that ruins your day
2) A nasty lookin' mah fucka

1) *Doctor talking to patient*
Doctor - "Sir, you are H.I.V. positive."
Patient - "Damn doc for real? That's Booty Cakes."

2) *Two dudes talking*
Dude 1 - "Damn son, that mans fugly."
Dude 2 - "Right! Lookin' like strait Booty Cakes."

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