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This is worst insult in the world. It causes instant heart attacks and/or permanent blindness.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur dad lesbian
*person 2 faints*
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When a lesbian is young and undiscovered they place their hand on the hip bone lower than normal causing an awkward look.
Look at my old photos, you can totally see my lesbian hip hand. I should of known I liked girls then.
‘WE NEED EQUAL RIGHTS’
y’all never gunna get boyfriends, lesbians smh
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Somewhere between a dike and a lipstick lesbian
That Susan isn't such a dike, she's a chapstick lesbian.
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A lesbian who is trying to be fem but can't quite get it together. She's maybe wearing mascara and a little blush, and definitely closed toed Keens, but she's not yet a lipstick lesbian.
Shoshanna used to be butch but now she's a Chapstick Lesbian - I think she's even wearing concealer!
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Someone who thinks they're boyfriend material but instead of being the unicorn you wanted... They're a fuck boy. But you still like being their friend.
I'm not dating him, he's just my lesbian boyfriend.
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Two or multiple women having sex
Alison was so horny so she went and got 400 dollars from her savings and went to the stop club she paid for a private room and ask for the sexiest, lustrous, biggest, and hardest female that could sex her up, she paid and extra 200 dollars for the woman to fuck her hard. Alison went into the room and there were two sexy women in thongs standing there. She pulled all of her clothes off and opened her legs wide.
Women 1 eat her up and licked her clit, massaged her boobs and made out with her
Women 2 tongue fucked her, fingered her and dildo fucked her with three different dildos; a dark blue 8”, a pink 12” and finally a purple 15”
After lots of sex women 1 fingered her lots and finished her off by grabbing a new dildo that was exactly 18”
Alison had never seen one so huge before
It was the best lesbian strip club she had ever been to
She went again the next day
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