Your dad lesbian

The ultimate career ender, a step above your mom gay lol. One should be very careful when using this insult and only as necessary, for it is extremely powerful.

Margaret: Hey screw you Liam, your a piece if shit because you stole my lettuce. You know what? ur mom gay lol.

Everybody In attendance: DBDISBAOCCHDBDJ KCUDUEBBEU OOOMMMFFFFGGGG

Liam: u said I could have it. Actually, your dad lesbian.

Everybody who was at the scene died with exception of Liam. Liam is now god.

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U-Haul Lesbian

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.

I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.

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ur dad lesbian

This is worst insult in the world. It causes instant heart attacks and/or permanent blindness.

Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: ur dad lesbian
*person 2 faints*

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Lesbian hip hand

When a lesbian is young and undiscovered they place their hand on the hip bone lower than normal causing an awkward look.

Look at my old photos, you can totally see my lesbian hip hand. I should of known I liked girls then.

lesbian

feminists

‘WE NEED EQUAL RIGHTS’
y’all never gunna get boyfriends, lesbians smh

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Chapstick lesbian

Somewhere between a dike and a lipstick lesbian

That Susan isn't such a dike, she's a chapstick lesbian.

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Chapstick Lesbian

A lesbian who is trying to be fem but can't quite get it together. She's maybe wearing mascara and a little blush, and definitely closed toed Keens, but she's not yet a lipstick lesbian.

Shoshanna used to be butch but now she's a Chapstick Lesbian - I think she's even wearing concealer!

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