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Mind Clear Testicles Clear

When, before an exam, one masturbates to clear the testicles, therefore clearing the mind.

When the prefect caught Timmy masturbating he asked what he was doing, Timmy replied, "Mind Clear Testicles Clear" "You can't simply do only one"

by K3YB0ARDASAURUS March 24, 2015


mind your gentleman

a word for people who hate saying 'willy' 'cock' and penis and are pleased that there's a new word for them to use.

'oh he has a big mind your gentleman'



or this word can be used for when a guy erect and your like 'AHH MIND YOUR GENTLEMAN' to not himself he's too happy.

by everyonejustRELAX July 17, 2008


Mindful

Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.

I was practicing being mindful so instead of. calling my girlfriend the c word for cheating on me I watched how my mind reacted to the news and took a few deep breaths instead.

by Coyote1998 December 28, 2022


Mindful

Being your own thought police. A form of mental slavery disguised as enlightenment.

Please be mindful of others and get a vaccine even if you don't want one.

by Coyote1998 December 28, 2022


Mind Time

The time it feels like in your head

"Woh that totally felt like ten seconds mind time"
"Dude, it's been eight years"

by Wasted. August 30, 2008


young minded bigotry

When a little boy tries to insult a Jewish person by calling them a "Bacon Burger", because their young dumb mind thought it was an insult at their Koscher diet.

Adolescent: "Screw you Ben! You damn Bacon Burger!"

Ben Shapiro: "Um actually, in spite of your young minded bigotry, that is not an insult you bufoon."

by WrangledTangler May 23, 2023

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Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

Is My mind & me from Selena Gomez or Instagram official account?

by Kmqq April 21, 2023