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The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.

" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".

by Bobmonkhouse1000 May 18, 2009


cactus monkey

The act of being an illegal Mexican in the United States.

Those clowns are packed into that Volkswagen like a bunch of cactus monkeys!

by Pickle tickle June 16, 2015


Lil Monkey

One who is full of energy, has the qualities of a person who is kind, compassionate, sweet, warm-hearted, gentle, and all of the above.

Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.

Wow, ur so annoying u lil monkey.

U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.

Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.

Stop being so wack u lil monkey.

Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)

by Lilmonkeylover July 9, 2022


G-Monkey

A person who knows how to be chill and kick back.

"Yo dude you wanna chill at my house like a straight G-Monkey and fucking get hard while watching Bob Ross?"

by Bigboner123 April 12, 2017


freezing the monkey

when you bang a snowman people will call it freezing the monkey

MOM leave I am freezing the monkey come back later

by MrDickleson August 11, 2019

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monkey poop

1. Chewing tobacco
2. The art of chewing tobacco and or swallowing the spit.

Hey bro hand be that can of monkey poop.
Sure thing dude I’ll give you some of that monkey shit.

Or

Dude are you chewing that monkey poop again? Yeah I am why do you care? Well
You swallow it that makes you a shit eater! Get off my lawn monkey poop eater.

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020


Monkey poop

Slang term for chewing tobacco.

Bill: Hey Willy, hand me my monkey poop so I can put some in my mouth.

Willy: Hell yeah bill. Here’s your monkey poop, I think I’ll eat some too!

by GetOffMyLawnnnn November 1, 2020