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As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
Push ups in the snow. The purpose of doing push ups in the snow is increasing your pain tolerence.
Yo Chad, You want do some canadian push ups?
An act that occurs at the moment a person gains such great relief from constipation they spontaneously bellow an orgasmic sounding moan.
Damn Karl did you just bust a nut in the toilet?
No, I just had a nasty push.
a slang term for uncircumcised men
Plawg: Yo bro. did you see ishowmeat leak? Bro had a push pop💀
Jawgaslawgnawg: Yah bro i definitely see it. bro should've gotten his push pop removed
When two homosexual men perform gay sex in such a manner that the genitalia of one participant enters the urethral opening of the other participant.
Guy 1: Wanna do a push-pop, my dude?
Guy 2: Indeed.
The act of licking between the foreskin and the head of a penis.
"Hey girl, will you give me a push pop? My Bar Mitzvah is coming up and it will be my only chance to experience it."