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Oliver

Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.

Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.

Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7

Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?

by urmom'sanetheritehoe August 13, 2021


Oliver

16 inch wood

Oliver has a 16 inch wood

by Anonymous277394956226 June 21, 2022


Oliver

He is the biggest dustman

"Hey look, isn't Oliver. The biggest dustman at RKS

by bRIAN.B October 29, 2018


Oliver

A loving and caring mother. Hotty all the way. Not very smart but makes up for it with her big ...

Oliver is a legend

by Lionbigmane August 07, 2023


Oliver

Oliver is… one of the most awesome people you will ever meet, I mean like this guy… is like awesome. He’s mean and stubborn sometimes. But is always a good friend in the end

Have you ever met an Oliver

by Gret-Frog1234 September 27, 2022


Oliver

Oliver. A little round orange 🍊. Cuddly and warm. Nice and snuggly. A great guy. Truly attractive.

Goes well with a Georgia or an Emma.

Random dood: hi
Oliver: .....

by PandaHannah446 October 18, 2019


Oliver

oh my lord Oliver is the sexiest man alive i swear to god i bust a fat load in my pants every time i lay eyes on him oh my GOD he gives off so much big dick energy im finna suck it aauuuuughhhhhhh

"yo, Oliver's got a massive cock!" -me

by oliver's dickrider June 26, 2025