Some b-tch probably obsessed with food.
Can't choose an aesthetic.
Indentity crisis every 30 minutes.
Messy-as- room.
Never stops reading.
Cannot save money for the life of them.
Will fight you if you insult cheese, and their best friends.
Mom: Oliver, stop reading and go clean up your room. You still owe me that $7
Oliver: About that.. *setting a book down slowly* I kind of went to get boba..?
He is the biggest dustman
"Hey look, isn't Oliver. The biggest dustman at RKS
A loving and caring mother. Hotty all the way. Not very smart but makes up for it with her big ...
Oliver is a legend
Oliver is… one of the most awesome people you will ever meet, I mean like this guy… is like awesome. He’s mean and stubborn sometimes. But is always a good friend in the end
Have you ever met an Oliver
Oliver. A little round orange 🍊. Cuddly and warm. Nice and snuggly. A great guy. Truly attractive.
Goes well with a Georgia or an Emma.
oh my lord Oliver is the sexiest man alive i swear to god i bust a fat load in my pants every time i lay eyes on him oh my GOD he gives off so much big dick energy im finna suck it aauuuuughhhhhhh
"yo, Oliver's got a massive cock!" -me