A creepy tv producer and actor who likes little girl's feet and thinks
he's john hughes and norman lear but in reality
he's the biggest douche in the universe due to his actions on set.
Dan Schneider: I am the greatest children's sit com producer ever.
Me seeing him on the street: Here he is, the Biggest Douche of the Universe! In all the galaxies, there's no bigger douche than you!
You've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedom! Good going, douche. Your dreams have come true!.
Dan Schneider: That is not true
Me: You were like forty when you knocked up the sixteen year old sister of a pop princess!! Jerry trainor yelled at you a lot because you were acting like a complete idiot.
A HORRIBLE person that hired a convicted pedophile to be on set with little girls showing their feet
AAAAND hes probably a discord mod
Someone: why do you hate Dan Schneider so much?
Me: *reads this definition out*
A Nasty Little Irish Fucker With a Long Crooked Beak, Budweiser in Hand, Cigarette Hanging from his Lip With Language Spewing from his Mouth only the sickest of Human Beings or a (PipeFitter) would Understand, Steer Clear if Easily offended. He will Fuck Your Dad.
The Assholed Flange Wouldnt Bolt Up cause I Got Unhelped by Dick Nose Dan.
Just a statement that Dan is the king. Usually related to sales-results.
Did you hear? Dan made another sale... Typical Kong Dan
Mexican slang.
In a literal sense it means they could hold a duel or could easily have a one on one gentleman’s fist fight.
What it actually means is that two things are equal in measure to such a point that they might need to resort to drastic measures in order to change one’s perception.
That chick’s hot af.
Yeah but check out this one…
*pulls out phone and shows a picture*
Se dan un tiro.
A very slow man with severe autism. Is very nice but is an immigrant and is on the doll
Jesus Christ mate your life is going downhill, you’ll become a dan avlo