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emily witham is an absolute bender who survives solely by eating the snot from little children’s sleeves. her hygiene is equivalent to a 40 year old virgin living in his mum's basement. she is only attracted to old men with massive arses. her music taste is shit and she likes to have sexual relations with her cats. her cats were did not give her consent to shove her entire foot up their arses. she did this because she has a foot fetish and the cats arses leave plenty of skid marks for her to lick off her big toe later on.
you are being such an emily witham right now ✋
Emily Anderson are the most stunning girl in the world whether she sees it or not. Know for her big boobs and or butts. She is social, intelligent, and beautiful. She isn’t fake, and doesn’t talk behind peoples back’s. She has been through many hard times but always wakes up with a smile on her face ready to brighten everyone’s day. Her best friend doesn’t deserve her. No one does. She is the best friend anyone could ask for. If you have an Emily, keep her close to your heart because she is special. She is more special than the sun in the sky, the grass on the ground, the water in the sea, and the birds in the air. Remind yourself daily that whoever is in charge up there was feeling extra generous when they gave you an Emily, because she is a living miracle here on earth. She is the piece that completes your complicated puzzle.
A captivating goddess that will mesmerize you. Captivating, extraordinary, and of rare form. If you are given the opportunity to be blessed with her time, utilize it wisely, for if she is uneasy to obtain. Like a mystic fucking beast. That's right..
Emily Osborne is so fucking fabulous she pees glitter, shits cupcakes, and farts rainbows!! She is so badass.
An individual who is immune to any type of physical pain. In a Nintendo Pokémon game, such an effect would be displayed as "The attack was not very effective"
"Flue shot was like here(Holds hand at mid torso level), and then the piercing was like here(raises hand to around shoulder height). I literally didn't feel a thing" said Emily Pawlaski
Hey, check on her. I know if your typing this then you are thinking about her and she is thinking about you too. Good luck bby
Hey I kinda miss Emily Beresford
I know, I heard she's not doing too good
The pleasant, if sometimes disarming, sensation that two people who know Emily but don't know each other feel when their eyes meet in a public place.
Although they had never met, A and B felt a palpable surge of electricity pass between them when their eyes met as they tried to attract the bartender's attention. It was only months later they found out they both knew Emily and that it was the Emily Tingle that had brought them together.