harold jay-nes lingo

n. A type of dialect where one would over pronounce the "H" in words where the "H" is silent, causing them to hack up flem and irritate others. Specifically words starting with "WH", the "w" would be faint and the "h" would be abrupt and obvious. Also contorting the word "dollars" to "dowl-lers". Originated by Harold Jaynes himself. a.k.a. Harold Jay-nes

Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHERE are my wwwHITE monopoly dowllers!?"
Harold Jay-nes: "wwwHICH of you like wwwHITE rice?"
Victim: "Holy crap, Harold Jay-nes lingo is freakin annoying!"

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Dirty Jay Sekulow

The act of a lawyer tossing his client's salad while the client pisses all over the Constitution.

Ken Starr "Jesus Christ Pam you smell like a barnyard this morning."
Pam Bondi: "It's not me Ken. Tell Jay to go brush his whore mouth."

Pat Cipollone: "Fucking Dirty Jay Sekulow"

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Jai Guru DeVa Om

I don't want you to understand a word I am saying, so I will pretend I am from a different country.

In response to questions such as "Where is the nearest bathroom?" you can answer "Jai Guru DeVa Om" and make people think you are either Scottish or Australian.

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Down like Jay Sean

The Act of being down. Ready. Good. To go

Popular-ed by the Hit song, "Down" by Jay Sean.

Cherry- " Hey there's this party on Saturday, down?"

Dan-" I'm Down like Jay Sean"

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Ms Jay the BBSs teacher

She is an ugly nigger. That monkey can be smelled from a mile away.She is so black and smelly as she haven’t bathed for centuries

Person 1: Is that Ms Jay the BBSs teacher?
Person 2: Yes, that dirty fuck

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crack a ray-jay on your peep

To ejaculate onto a person's face.

You better shut the hell up before I crack a ray-jay on your peep.

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Avatar Meher Baba Ki Jai

Literally translates into victory unto Avatar Meher Baba. Used to greet other baba lovers and an expression of happiness and an end to prayer in India.

until the very end.... Avatar Meher Baba Ki Jai

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