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A fable character in the kids show "Sesame Street". Where his addiction of crack was substituted with cookies, he was former wanted criminal by the name of "Blue Hairy Balls" or his infamous one "The Cookie Raper". On his career as actor he was charged with assult when he struck Big Bird head with a sock full of quaters because he wanted his oreo cookies saying "ME WANTS HIS COOKIES".
Mom is in the kitchen.
Older kid: "Mom, why is Kenny crying
Mother: "Because KiKi hit his head with a toy for his cookies.
Older Kid: "Cookie Monster. No More Sesame Street for you".
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to be a ukrainian idiot with no common sense. able to be manipulated easily.
(n) an idiot that carries a dissproportiante A. feels the need to point out things like only an idiot would do.
reacts violently to the snapping of fingers beside his head. its is said that this goes back to 1546 A.D. when the Badads were still in power in the ukraine. (see the rise of the dads) ukrainians like boyko will react hostile if faced with this action so it must be approached with caution, however it has been done on several occasions.
(v) to kick it boyko style means to act like a total fool.
And has gotten tons of pussy in Europe.
Man, wtf ronaldo, you are the cuttie monster.
Andrew, stop your not the cuttie monster I'am.
Damn, I cannot believe you know the cuttie monster.
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Rap monster is a korean rapper who is better than every other rapper in the game. (sikeeeee, he’s doo doo)
“Bruh my bars are almost as good as Rap Monsters”
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When two guys jerk off together, blow their loads on their stomachs, and rub it all together.
As the snow fell outside and mistletoe hung overhead, we made swamp monsters in front of a crackling fire.
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An over-weight individual who overindulges in food, particularly sweets and pastries.
"No way I'm inviting that fucking cookie monster over again, bitch ate all my pop tarts last time!"
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A "quote" on Call Of Duty Mobile for a six-shooter that is the J358 and it has a skin that's called Abomination which is a monster on Zombies Mode, originated from the phrase "Modern problems require modern solutions" from Chappelle
When you unlock the J358 with 100 shards it will have this description saying Monster problems require monster solutions which is funny, Good Job Tencent
(v.) Getting farted on whilst giving fellatio and/or cunnilingus; orig. Lost; can be quite upsetting for the receiving person especially during 69
"Yeah, it was awesome last night when I smoke monstered Cindy, but she didn't agree."
"I couldn't believe Tom farted when I was giving him a blowy - he totally smoke-monstered me."
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