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HUMONGUS ASS BIG ASS POOP NICE DICK SIT ON CHEST FART DICK POOP ASS
DOGGO'S MOM IS A FUCKING CHONKER ASS SIDE HOE
The biggest fattest witch on the planet
Wow, Enu’s mom really cant sing
The friend that is always there and some how always possess snacks, water, or money to acquire the latter
The squad mom got us while we were chillin.
Like the regular flu, but nobody cares.
When Mom had the Mom flu, she still had to get the kids ready, drop the kids off, vacuum, so laundry, pick up the house, pick up the kids, take the kids to basketball practice, make dinner, set the table, clean up dinner, give the kids a bath, get the kids ready for bed, and tuck the kids in.
a mom that tries to run over your life, treats you like your still in preschool, and cant accept the fact that you are a teenager and wont leave you alone about every little thing you do
for example: a Karen mom takes your phone 24/7 and tries to look at every little thing you do on it even though she's on hers way more than you, gets mad over everything that you do and then they either say "you don't pay any bills" or "your not grown yet"
Mom-tatorship. noun. A form of dictatorship without the dick. A loving mother rules over her children, household and family with strict boundaries and clearly defined rules to ensure that everything is kept on the straight and narrow. Milk will be consumed with every meal for healthy teeth and bones. Veggies will be eaten in the correct proportion daily. Please and Thank You will be used frequently. And, of course, teeth are brushed twice a day. Sadly this is not the innocent 1950's where girls and boys are sparkling with intelligence, politeness and a decent work ethic. But, dammit, we are trying to better the world one kid at a time!
This is not a democracy. This is a mom-tatorship. As your mom-tator, I will instruct you how life will be and you will comply or else you will be grounded until you are thirty! Someday, when you have kids, you will thank me for this…..