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The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.
Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains
(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Announcer: Stand Clear of the Closing Doors Please!
Train: closes doors, and leaves
At work...
Travis: "Oh man, I've got a brown dog scratching at my door, I don't think I can keep him in until lunch."
Ann: "Come on, can't you learn to take a shit BEFORE coming in to work?"
Excessively knocking or pounding on someone's door.
Stop knocking on the door, like you are the damn police!!!!!!!! I know you want to get in here.
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The Brown Dog is barking at the back door. i.e. to have a shit.
I'll be back in a minute, the brown dog is barking at the back door
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when you find someone attractive
mmmmmmm..he's/she's a proper
next door neighbours mice!
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To give someone (male or female) a seriously good fuck in the ass. So good it blows the doors off.
Shabba "I'll blow your back doors off."
Fit Girl "Get away from me you freak."
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The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.
Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.
Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay
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