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Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
Someone with whom you have a sex-only relationship with.
She was his touch beast. He couldn't really tolerate hanging out or talking with her, but she seemed okay with the arrangement.
When a character touches or does something in a meme, people normally add "le| before the verb to make it funny.
*le me at bed summer*
*le touch le wall *
*it's cold*
"STICK ON THE WALL!!!"
Its similar to the cheese but instead of touching someone to get rid of it, you must kiss someone in order to give it to them.
Person 1: Gay Touch!
Person 2: huh
Person 1:its like cheese touch but instead you kiss someone.
Person 2:oh
Person 2: *kiss* GAY TOUCH!
The Gay Touch is similar to The Cheese Touch but instead of touching someone to get rid of it you must kiss someone to get rid of it.
Boy 1: Gay Touch
Boy 2: whats that
Boy 1: I'll explain
Boy 1:*kiss*
Boy 2: oh, I understand now
-General whorish behaviour
This behaviour leaves the same, difficult to remove stains that coming into contact with mustard can have.
Not to be confused with cut the cheese, which is much more innocent.
1. Concerned friend: "I really wish that you wouldn't touch the mustard so often"
Whore: "It pays the bills"
2. Guy: "Damn, I can't get these mustard stains out"
Propensity to get sunburnt on a cold cloudy day
I went to Whitby and caught a touch of the tuite