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triple-f greeting

Stands for "Fake Fist-Fight" greeting, and denotes the playful-macho act of two best buds joyfully saying hello by grinningly taking a few wild swings at each other, but of course never having any of the flailing punches actually "land"; both greeters purposely "swing wide" so that they safely miss each other every time.

An alternative to the triple-f greeting --- often practiced by sturdy-figured tomboys --- is to take huge "sweeping" kicks in each other's directions, while simultaneously trying not to topple over backwards themselves. Both of these actions may seem fun and "free-spirited", but there is always a definite risk of real injury with them; I prefer simple hugs and handshakes myself.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018


triple dragon

When you’re on your period and get projectile vomiting and diarrhea.

Aw man I got the flu on my period and was triple dragoning all night

by Carpetmuncher August 10, 2022


triple dagger

The triple dagger is an ancient term, revealed only through esoteric practice. It refers to the principle, the promise and the applied practice of eternal life.

He was so caught up on the eternal moment that he experienced the very edge of the triple dagger.

by Apasmara July 3, 2015


Triple Milkshake Deluxe

The process of masturbating during an earthquake while having a seizure subsequently, thus performing the Triple Milkshake Deluxe.

Bob: "There's an earthquake, perfect time for a Triple Milkshake Deluxe! John, quickly drop into a seizure and masturbate! "

by T1ts March 24, 2022


Triple me timbers

A woman with all 3 holes filled with 3 different guy's dicks.

Jesus christ! Triple me timbers!

by Deadpool2203 July 24, 2021


Wendys Triple Stack Special

The sexual result of three heifers being sewn together in a "human centipede" sort of fashion, and then being sandwiched between two fairly large males, usually being the farmer and one of his typically incestive relatives, who then proceed to perform anal and oral sex, on the "meat patties".

So i heard last night Cletus and his nephson Jim Bob went out to the cow barn after a keg of moonshine and finished off the night with a Wendys Triple Stack Special.

by ThtCrazyInjun97 January 4, 2018


telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2013