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The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick
Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole
The lingering warmth of someone else's butt on a toilet seat.
I couldn't use that toilet because it has someone's butt ghost on it
This one name destinite and then ghost emoji chaddest kaisa enjoyer also they have a crush on yordles like doaenel and I quote "let me tell you why fucking yordles is meta" Also they peaked 4.7 in overwatch and have a MASSIVE ego
random plat peaker: OMG, THAT WINSTON SO GOOOOD HE MUST BE THAT ONE 4.7 PEAK YODLE IMPREGNATOR
4.3 peak owpd edge lord: that winston so bad
*destinite summons*
Destinite :ghost: :" I legit smurf ur peak and fuck your yordle mother" + "ratio + L Bozo + Yordle hotter"
When you walk past a hanging jacket, coat or similar object hanging and mistake it for a person, most often making you jump in fright.
"Last night I punched my coat rack."
"What the hell?!"
"Jacket Ghost."
A label for objects that seem tangible and definitive yet remain illusively indiscernible.
I’m not sure if that is a man, a woman, or a garage, but bigfoot’s ghost is really dressed to impress.
To have a one night stand with a partner who then ceases communication and passed to you an STD
Damn that girl was fun last weekend, but she ghost peppered me and now it burns when I piss!
When a man/woman had been sitting on the toilet seat for a period of time and have warmed the toilet up. Then someone else comes along and sits in the the pre-warmed seat
I don't know who was in the toilet last, but I experienced some quite bad ghost buttocks.