I

A wish I make
On this day.
What could it be?
What would make me beyond happy?
There definitely are a few
And they all involve YOU.
One I will choose
The wish is made:)
What is it you say?
I can not say otherwise it may not come true.
A deal I will make…
As the risk I can’t take.
I want this wish more than anything!!
What you can do
Is try a thing or two
And I will let you know when you are right❤️
Just remember the goal in sight
For our hearts to unite❤️❤️

That will

I love you 😘

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I

I drove past a certain parking lot today… well, actually I drive by it a lot, but I smiled when I thought of the last time I met you there:)
And then I started to wonder …. Do you have fears of parking lots, certain roads named after a city, … oh yeah … and that time I opened your door when you were napping lol 😂

Oh my goodness!!! The things I have done❤️❤️❤️

And we both know I would not only do them again, but more are to come!!!!!
I love you!!!!!❤️😘

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What I Is

A pack of KOOL cigarettes.

Give me a pack of what I is.

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I

The best alpha-numeric representation of the "text" icon that a mouse cursor will magically transform into without any prompting. This is done intentionally to stop people from finding out secrets about the Illuminati.

I got the I curse on Skype tonight.

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I ont

I ont is short for I don't care. So you can yell it out loud when you dont care about somthin and the people around won't understand..

Mrs. K is teaching a long long lesson and you and the kids around you don't care at all. In the middle of her sentence you say I on't!!! Out loud. It covers up I don't care so you wont get in trouble.

Jerry is scared as hell to figt Kevin and is making up a bunch of excuses not to fight... In the middle of his lame ass excuses say I ONT!!

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I Came, I Saw, I Konked Her

Where you ejaculate in her eye and then konk on the head with a frying pan.

Bruce: Hey Heratio where's your girlfriend Farncine.
Heratio: Well actually 'I Came, I Saw, I Konked her' last night and she hasnt woken up.

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I screamed

Sexual act: using a cornetto or a cone shaped ice cream as vaginal or anal dildo and then proceeding to lick the ice cream whilst it's still inserted. AKA I scream or Icy Cream. Established by Ollie Hughes and Gabriel Cotton.

"I i screamed my wench last night, mintey!"

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