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A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.
Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:
1/2(15)+7
Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!
7.7+7
Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.
Male: Female:
15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17
Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
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The phrase, to be at 6's and 7's implies that you are at a loss, or in a state of ineptitude where you cannot reliably take acton.
The saying originates from a situation in 1327 and relates to the Guilds of Tradesmen in the City of London. The Merchant Taylors and the Skinners were founded within a few days of each other, five other Guilds having already received their charters. The age of each Guild dictated its position in the Lord Mayor's procession. The Merchant Taylors and the Skinners argued for fifty years as to which should go sixth in the procession. In the end, Sir Robert Billesden, the current Lord Mayor, decreed that they should take it in turns to go sixth and seventh.
Their defense was in utter shambles. They couldn't do anything right. They were at 6's and 7's.
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Something that will take forever to come out.
"How long is she gonna stay in there!? Man, the Final Fantasy 7 remake will come out before she does!"
WARNING: Do not say this in front of your gf unless if said gf has a crush on Cloud, Zack, Sephiroth or all three of them.* If thats the case you may want to break up with them anyway.
*or Quina.
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7/11 WAS AN INSIDE JOB! PEWDIEPIE DID 7/11! GAMERS ARE THE TRUE TERRORISTS! DON'T LET THE METAVERSE GOVERNMENT FOOL YOU!
Johnny: "Oh, hi, Mark, did you know 7/11 was an inside job?"
*Johnny then suddenly commits suicide, 5 bullet holes are found on the back of his head.*
7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, with the letter I and that epitomize the beaury of technological development across almost all human civilizations
The 7 I's of Steve Jobs are innovation, imagination, ingenuity,invention, integration, interpretation, intuition
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(verb) To consume 2 eight balls of cocaine in one night. One eight ball is equal to 3 and 1/2 grams of cocaine.
Guy 1: "Man I was partying like Sheen last weekend, banging 7 gram rocks. Ended up in ICU at the hospital though!"
Guy 2: "Daaamn man that sucks, are we still on for Friday?"
Guy 1: "Yeah baby you know it, got score another eight ball first."
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