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cum freq
is a short term for cumulative frequency according to mrs bunting but can be interpreted as an individuals obsession with spunk.
Miss.b- we are studying CUM FREQ
Class- Yay SPUNKY TIME!!
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N. (Professional) cum bucketry is the act/occupation of being a cum bucket, which is a container for semen.
Part of a rather serious insult that degrades appearance, odor and character.
"Oh, I say. I do concur that professional cum bucketry is a good way to turn a profit, and get a good source of protein all in one go!"
"Yeah? Well you look like gem sweaters, smell like the viking museum and major in public relations with a minor in cum bucketry!"
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A cum rag is a device used to catch ejaculation fluid after one. A cum rag is usually an old t-shirt, towel, sock, pretty much anything handy of the sorts. In a typical masturbathon, people will use a cum rug. A cum rug is basically an enlarged cum rag.
Guy: Mom! Did you take my cum rag?
Mother: Yeah. It needed washed. It was all crusty.
(Cum Rug)
Announcer 1: Oh! Ricky Valdez's cum rug is taking punishment!
Announcer 2: It's all crusty!
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A magnet for cum.
Wether or not a scientific device actually exists which can attract semenal fluids to itself, a cum magnet can simply be a slut or a prostitute.
1. "Wow...that hoe is a cum magnet."
2. Shortly after designing the worlds most powerful cum magnet, the scientists behind this marvel quite suddenly had all of their semen torn from their bodies.
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1. An easy girl.
2. The slut in the hallway passed out with her legs spread.
Yo man, you get a ticket for the Cum Bus yet? Everybody else has.
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A person who accepts cum on or in them like a bucket.
Hey, cum bucket, let me unleash my massive white load on your face.
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The act of expelling one's semen into a drink served on ice with added cola.
NOTE* not recommended for diet sodas
Dude, heather and i were playing pong with rum and coke and i totally slipped her the cum and coke. She didn't even see it cumming!
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