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Mostly women are derived to be strong and independent coming from this name.
The men are a little bit more loco because they are never able to access their senses of contentness.
Many Valdez's have been undertaken as gringas because they are light skinned by other people in the society. They are also always overruled by the corporate America and challenged to intelligence because of the name.
The Valdez her/hisself doesn't underestimate anything. They always think they know it all. And they are always willing to throw down while they are holding their corona or modelo without spilling it.
At an accounting firm... "We'll get Valdez to box the company supplies."
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The character we all love, son of Hephaestus, seventh wheel on the Argo II, dream guy, demigod, and the human form of the 💯 emoji.
Leo Valdez: "All da ladies love Leo!"
Piper: "No they don't!"
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Supreme bad boy, Mr. McShizzle, and boyfriend goals.
Leo valdez is total bae
Leo Valdez is an amazing friend who LITERALLY died for his friends and to save the world. His girlfriend is Calypso. Leo is one of the seven half-bloods sent to save the world from Gaea.
Seven halfbloods shall answer the call
To storm or fire the world must fall
An oath to keep with a final breath
Foes bear arms to the Doors Of Death
With out Leo the Seven team just would not be the same. He brings the DAZZLE to the name demigod. Leo was dead for six months.
He is an amazing friend.
Everybody loves Leo Valdez!!! TEAM LEO!!! 💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
The seventh wheel of the seven demigods of the newest Prophecy in the series The Heroes of Olympus by Rick Riordan. He's described looking like an elf, but it doesn't stop the truck loads of adolescents who want to hop on the mcshizzle dragon and put a whole new meaning to sex on fire. Leo is fire user son of Hephaestus, who can literally shoot fire from his hands how nifty.
Leo Valdez: Kiss me , you fool!
fangirls: No please fuck me.
Jason Grace: *jacks off to leo*
Piper Mclean: im crying
Frank Zhang: Who the fuck do you think you are
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When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.
In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.
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A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.
Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"
Chris: "Because that is what she does."