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a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.
"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"
On july 23rd any man that is in a relationship is given a free grab a titty pass that can be used at any time of the day
If you are a man in a relationship then "grab your girlfriend's titties day" Is for you
Whilst enagaged in the act of missionary intercourse with your girlfriend, the deliberate act of saying a random or selected girls name will typically cause the girlfriend to react in a bucking motion. The game, is seeing how long you can hang on for.....
Had a quick game of girlfriend buckaroo last night - I managed 25 seconds.
When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.
A movie you can watch with your girlfriend without getting in trouble. Often used in the negative sense, i.e. "Cannibal Holocaust is definitely not a Girlfriend Movie." Movie can also be substituted for music, TV show, etc.
"Bro I don't understand why Sheila got so mad at me while we were watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2!"
"Are you serious dude?? That is totally not a girlfriend movie. Rookie mistake."
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye
There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.
I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.