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When you combine 2 color bombs in Candy Crush
I just got a candy gang bang! I'm definitely going to beat this level.
Sluts who come out during Halloween.
That chick in the slutty police costume is a Candy Corn Whore
After trick or treating, you and your friend both get naked and unwrap your candy. Each candy you shove up your ass and your friend attempts to eat the candy in less than 15 seconds. If your friend can't do it the candy is yours and you go again. Else it is your friend's turn.
Me and Charlie had some Halloween candy time in our dorm last night. I ended up vomiting up his rectum, which he seemed to enjoy
The sexual act of fucking a girl on her period, but only sticking the head of your penis in her. Covering the head in red blood, then you tie some string around the head of your penis tight. The head will become even redder, and resembles a candy apple.
Oh my god dude me and my girl did the Russian candy apple last night and guess what, it hurt.
A sexy latina girl who looks good by your side
My colombian arm candy looked great when we when out tonight
Barack Hussein Obama - Presidential candidate that is all sweet and fluffy. He makes you feel good, but his words have no real substance.
Barack is the Cotton Candy Candidate.
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a condition caused by lack of dental hygiene. this causes an individuals teeth to change colors accordingly to the color of the food or drink they consume.
man lil chris drank some kool aid and his teeth were red, then he ate some blue sour punch straws and they turned blue. he got them candy paint teeth!
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