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An act of foreplay or a signal to initiate intercourse wherein one party initiates the act while the other just kinda lays there.
"Dude, I tried to pick up some chicks at Da Club last night, but I didn't get any secs."
"Bro, don't tell me you started one sided dry humping."
See also My Ex-Girlfriend and Douchebags At Nightclubs.
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When you carve a dildo out of dry ice and insert it into the females pussy then chain her to the bed and let a bunch of your friends cum on her then you chop her feet off
Dude me and the ole lady had a nice dry ice kink going on last night
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A girl who dresses provacatively...short skirts etc. But has no intention of following through with her false advertisements of seemingly dirty sexual fun. She will dry hump you until your jeans catch on fire. She will leave you wanting much, much more and not feel guilty for leaving you alone, confused and with "blue balls"
In high school I was known as a dry humping cock tease...oh well!!
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A genius quote invented by Louis to state that a pussy better when moist rather than when dry.
Personally I like it better wet than dry.
1. A woman giving a man oral sex and kissing his testicles. Not to be confused with the Montana term of Eating Rocky Mountain Oysters.
2. After a shower using a hair dryer to dry out your own testicles. This is a method used in damp climates to keep crotch rot to a minimum.
3. After a shower using the hair dryer to dry your balls because that is the most intimate fun you have had in the last 18 months.
My woman has some unusual and exciting tricks. During our kayaking trip in Morro Bay, while walking the sand dunes on the spit, she offered to blow dry my grapes. After that sunny, and gritty, experience I, Black Bart Roberts, have trouble going back to the modest comfort and joy of the Posturpedic Missionary position.
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In the Suttle Art of finger banging, this rare stroke is when your just start making out with the chick, then you in a swift motion get your hand down her pants and insert fingers before she is wet, thus causing her much pain and a great story to tell your friends later.
OHH man! i totally gave her a Texas Dry Finger last night, thats the last time that fat bitch will ever hit on me at the bar again!
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Condition resulting from consuming a large meal and then siting down to watch TV. Sometimes shortend to just 'Dry Diaper'
Full belly, Dry diaper, nap time.
Comes from feeding a baby and then puting them down for a nap in a fresh dry diaper.
M2: oh man, that was a good meal, now I've got Dry Diaper Syndrome.
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