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Through friendship or a mutual fondness two persons engage in sexual gratification with one another. The aim of fuck-buddies is to receive all the benefits of being in a relationship with another person but not having to deal with any of the downsides of a relationship e.g. commitment, listening to their feelings, caring.
However fuck-buddies can often complicate matters as over time one of the partnership may become overly fond of the other and begin to develope feelings. This is in direct violation of fuck-buddy law. The only thing that should pass between fuck-buddies is fluid, no emotion whatsoever.
"Hey want to be my fuck-buddy?"
"Boy do I!?"
"Good...now strip"
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When a hand applies force to the penis to create pleasure
Kiersten: Oh Chad I could Pump Fuck you for hours
Chad : Damn I need to take A Leak!
Kiersten : Ok baby ill wait!
Chad: AHHHH! AHHHH! AHHHH!
Kiersten : What the fuck really in my bed and all over me!
Chad: You said you would Pump Fuck Me for hours I didn't want to miss out!
Kiersten : You could have went to the bathroom and then came back!
Chad : I should probally go since the bed is all wet and smelly!
Kiersten : You fuckin asshole!
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One who engages in the act of smoking marijuana and habitually comes to school sporting events in the early 3rd quarter.
Can be found throughout Wayne County and can be recognized by:
1. Zoo York zip ups with strange random designs.
2. Flat-billed white and/or plaid hats.
3. "Famous" brand t-shirts
4. Extensive collections of Air Force Ones
5. Often found being metrosexual in the act of tanning and/or hair-dying.
6. Catch phrase: "I'd hit that"
7. Mismatches ripped Abercrombie jeans with a smoke-scented Pacsun sweatshirt.
8. Talk "mad game", but never seem to follow in their fighting.
Dude, did you see Tommy J's new fuck hoody?
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1. Idiotic, stupid, not too clever.
2. Insane, crazy.
"I hear your cousin crashed his car again."
"Yeah, the guy's totally fucked in the head."
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Yet another way of saying, "I don't fucking think so" or "no fucking way, Jose".
"Stupid-ass Kevin said that it would help if I rubbed mayonaise on my chest. Man, fuck that noise."
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IT MEANS BASICALLY FUCK THE USA FEDERAL GOVERNMENT AND ANYONE WHO WORKS FOR IT ESPECIALLY FBI, CIA, NSA, ETC
While in Federal Prison one inmate says to the other inmate FUCK THE FEDS
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A funny quote shouted by Danny, A.K.A. the "Tourettes Guy" while eating his breakfast one morning. He would later complain about his fish sticks being "hard as tits".
(stares at food, shakes head) FUCK SALT!
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