When a guy pretends to be gay to get close to a girl/multiple girls. To be in proximity of girls when they change or are naked.
That kid Matt is pretending to be gay so girls feel safe around him, he’s totally a Trojan gay!
A gay minute is equivalent to five straight minutes. Used by queer alliances to describe the time we wait for enough people to show up to meetings
We'll wait a gay minute before starting the meeting.
A Priest that is gay, what the fuck did you actually expect.
Dylan : look at that priest.
Patrick : That's a gay priest.
Sweater gays are gay men and women who are largely non-threatening to heterosexual people because their lifestyles largely emulate the heterosexual ideal. They often live in the suburbs and usually have children.
The most clear example of sweater gays is illustrated by the gay couple on "Modern Family."
When people start talking about straight stuff and you’re totally gay but no one knows it even though you’d think it’d be pretty obvious by now so you’re just sitting there like yeah cool guys—it’s like an inside joke with yourself.
Practically invented by Jodie Foster
“What kind of fella would you like?”
*gay silence*
Pulling the victim card when losing an argument. When not having anything meaningful to contribute to an argument, a person pulling a gay Carlos will actively try to get that person demonetized or deplatformed. The lowest form of human life.
Carlos Maza pulled a gay Carlos on Steven Crowder. Fuck gay Carlos
what a homosexual (mainly male) couple does when they love each other very very much.
Walter: "Hey Daniel, did you and Alucard have gay sex last night?"
Daniel: "Yes, he made me groan and purr last night, he said I was a good boy and the best bottom he's ever fucked."
Walter: "Damn."