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The penis, due to over-use, friction or bacterial infection could develop a Roger Red Hat. This means that the your bellend, or hat in this case, develops an itchy rash and becomes inflamed, thus resembling a Roger Red Hat.
Man 1: Oh dear, I seem to have developed a swollen rash on the end of my penis.
Man 2: Don't fret, my little friend, it's merely a roger red hat you have acquired!
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A superior combination of the hand job and the blow job where a girl uses both hands and her mouth at the same time to stimulate a guy's penis and testicles. Typically results in stronger orgasms.
"That girl gave me the best hat trick ever. I felt like I was getting a blow job and a hand job at the same time."
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When an extremely attractive girl sits on an extremely attractive guys face naked and presses her pussy into his face and TOP HAT's HIM!
What did you do this weekend??? I totally was Top Hatting 5 guys this weekend and performed my famous 'Rabbit in the Hat' trick TWICE! I am David Fuckingcopperfield!
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His name is not ted you have been lied to
The man in a yellow hat is not named ted
Having sex with 3 different women in a day separately, without washing off in between.
Guy 1: Hey man, what did you do this weekend?
Guy 2: I did a Dirty Hat Trick this weekend with Sandy, Stacy, and and Amber.
Guy 1: Dude! That's nasty but awesome!!! Hope they don't talk about it and find out!
Guy 2: Yeah, right? They all blew me, too. Haha!
Guy 1: Gnarly!
When a girl gets hella boofed at a fraternity formal and steals one of the brother's fratty bucket hats. She will then continue to wear it as if some alter personality is emerging and steadily become the life of the party.
Duncan: "Did you see Bucket Hat Girl last night at the snack table?"
Cole: "Yeah, she was doing keg stands too."
Duncan: "Man, she really is the life of that party when she puts that thing on."
The act of ejaculating in a woman's vagina, mouth and anus on separate sexual encounters in a single day.
Hey Allison, this Saturday may I please pull a hungarian hat trick by shooting my ball snot in your g-spot, cock holster and butt clit?