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When a person usualy calls into work or dicks out on other obligations to take part in binge drinking Irish drinks (Jameson and Guiness) with an end result of halucination or passing out in the early afternoon. Usualy takes place after a long night of binge drinking. The most popular day to attempt this is March 17.
Guy #1:Damn I drank so much wiskey and guiness yesterday I missed school and work then passed out at 2 in the afternoon.
Guy #2:Shit sounds like you went out for an Irish Vision Qwest.
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Irish Car Bomb done to gigantic proportions using a pitcher and a rocks glass instead of a pint and a shot. aka instant blackout.
"dude, i think i drank an Irish Bus Bomb last night. My head is killing me, i cant remember shit, and im not in the right house!"
"Yep, sounds about right"
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The preferred method of abortion in Ireland, where instead of getting an actual abortion, someone uppercuts the woman directly in the womb.
Dude 1: "Bro, Stacey called me last night and said she was pregnant with my kid, so I went over to her house and gave her an Irish abortion!"
Dude 2: Nice Bro!
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The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant
O'Hurlihan: Oh boy'o I was so lonely last night I had to use an Irish Fleshlight
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After taking a shit, the person folds their penis towards their own butthole and pisses to clean any remaining poop off.
Then pats it dry with any toilet paper if there is any left.
I took a shit and forgot I was out of toilet paper so I had to use my Irish bidet.
It always does the trick when I’m in a pinch.
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When a group of people get together for an orgy but due to consumption of alcohol, all of the guys have whisky dick and are unable to partake.
It was going to be a wild sex escapade but it ended up being an Irish orgy because Sean, Connor and Liam got so hammered at the bar they couldn't keep their dicks hard.
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An impenetrable forcefield of pubic hair surrounding the anus of an irish-man which makes them unrapeable in a jail setting .
If it wasn't for my irish barbedwire last night would have ended badly.
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