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Leech, Homo, Albino, Fag, Twig, Scrawny, Borderlands Addict, Fallout Addict, Tiny Penis, Thinks hes funny with his arm trick but hes not.
God I hate that Jake Jake The Pancake Snake Guy.
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A wonderful human who will at first be very confused reading this but will eventually realize that the love of his life wrote it and is now smiling immensely whilst regretting not looking up his own name sooner
"Yeah, Jake Patterson is the real Spider-Man"
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A sexy human being with abs of steal. This man is FIIINE
Did you see Jake Paul . I wanna eat his face
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(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being.
(JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.
Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".
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When people start a chat on facebook about random information. This never turns into an actual conversation, but rather short thoughts that have no defined topic. It is very annoying to the person that didn't start the chat and yet can not leave the chat for some reason. And it tends to last for a while. If you end the chat, it usually starts back the next time you are online. (can also occur outside of facebook chats and in person)
Example Jake Chatting Conversation:
Sally: "Did you see the movie Due Date?"
Tom: "I hear it is the shit."
Sally: "Guess what, mackenzie and billy broke up last night."
Tom: "About damn time."
Sally: "so Alabama lost"
Tom: "yeah, i heard. i mean, we were at the game together"
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the hottest, sweetest, adorible, sexy, nicest guy in the world
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Ever since Jake wowed fans and critics alike with OCTOBER SKY, he's been steadily building a career of impressive range and versatility. He is on every major critics' Top 10 list of Hollywood's Best young actors. And he is working with an impressive list of directors. He co-starred with Dustin Hoffman and Susan Sarandon in the acclaimed MOONLIGHT MILE. THE GOOD GIRL was the indie film world's sweetheart; DONNIE DARKO earned Jake an Indie Spirit Award nomination for Best Actor and the film has developed an incredible cult following that the film is being re-released summer 2004. And previously, audiences got a taste of his comic sensibilities - with the cult hit BUBBLE BOY.
The fall of 2005 will see Jake in three major releases -- the much anticipated BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, PROOF and JARHEAD. DONNIE DARKO continues to play in special midnight screenings across the U.S. as the director's cut finds a new audience. As Jake's career evolves from indie films to major studio productions, his web site will keep his fans up-to-date on present, future and upcoming films - and where you can see th
Work (On Film & Stage)
Zodiac (pre-production)
2006
Jarhead (November 2005)
2005
Brokeback Mountain (December 2005)
2005
Proof (September 2005)
2005
The Day After Tomorrow
2004
Moonlight Mile
2002
The Good Girl
2002
Highway
2002
Lovely & Amazing
2001
Donnie Darko
2001
Bubble Boy
2001
October Sky
1999
Homegrown
1998
Josh and S.A.M.
1993
A Dangerous Woman
1993
City Slickers
1991
Have you seen any movies with that amazing actor, Jake Gyllenhaal?
Yes I have, he is awesome.
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