Jesus Box

A small box, with a depiction of Jesus Christ in any number of biblical predicaments, which is used as a money box where money is deposited and withdrawn on the honor system.

I couldn't steal money from the Jesus box, what with the Lord watching over me and all.

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Digital Jesus

A nickname for the artist "Jon Bellion" given to him by himself.

Did you listen to "Conversations with my Wife"? He just dropped it like that. Jon is such a digital jesus.

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jesus junkies

people, who's lives are governed by the mythological figure of a character in religious folklore, by the name of jesus.

The controversial World Youth Day in Sydney, Austalia, July 2008, is a gathering of hundreds of thousands of cathiolic jesus junkies, including their top godgobber, the octogenerian German warmongering agitator, Pope Benedict Ratzinger the XV1.

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to jesus (someone)

(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"

Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."

Bill: "What a fucktard."

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Based Jesus

Refers to the rapper Lil B. Based includes having many hoes, being a mansion, swagging to the maximum, and looking like jesus.

Something people on tumblr always say.

"thank u based jesus"

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jesus toe

Ya know that toe next to your big toe? I'm gonna call it an Index toe....... a "Jesus toe" is when your Index toe is longer than your Big toe.

Angelique: "Yeah! thats called a Jesus toe!"
Tricia: "You can shut the hell up."

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jesus farm

of or relating to a church or church matters

"You going to the Jesus Farm tomorrow?"

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