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face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

very ugly person normally used for females

look at that girl shes got a face like a fox licking shit off a thistle

by grumpyboy November 20, 2005

27πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Fuck shit cock lick dick faggot whore

This something you say when you are angry, sad, happy, horny or incredibly drunk. However, it is also satisfying to spew these words in rapid succession while you are driving for no particular reason other than you are bored and need conversation.

Driving down an open empty road and there is nothing good on the radio and you are alone.

FUCK SHIT COCK LICK DICK FAGGOT WHORE!!!!

by SerbShooter October 30, 2007

30πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


Well slap me silly and lick my willy

A phrase meaning that your happy

β€œHere have a free meal on the house mate”
β€œWell slap me silly and lick my Willy”

by Madlad420 February 18, 2020

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick

It's when an immigrant runs up to you and does the following:

Immigrant: "HIYA!"
You: "What the fuck?"
(Immigrant does a spin kick while at the same time, licking your eyes.)

You have just had the Super Deluxe Immigrant Spin Kick Eye Lick performed on you.
What a nimble bastard.

by Zmanl0p4 August 11, 2004

33πŸ‘ 29πŸ‘Ž


If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 16, 2015

25πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle

A very unattractive woman.

'She's got a face like a bulldog licking piss off of a stinging nettle'

by Pierre Le Pew January 26, 2006

28πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble

A long ass come back to some one who sucks cock all day and blows bubbles with their cum.

Shut up you-Dick licking ass biting cock fested cunt bubble....

by James Thacker June 23, 2006

71πŸ‘ 50πŸ‘Ž