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The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
An unwitnessed fart left in an elevator for the next rider.
It was an awkward elevator ride from the 12th to 18th floor when the boss got on with me and the ghost in the machine.
When 1 roommate plays 1968 by the turnpike troubadours literally hundreds of times on the guitar in the living room until it's stuck in the other roommate's head and then the second roommate sings the song in his room while the first roommate, who is working in the living room, shushes him.
Lloyd: "it's been a long time coming good to see you my old friend"
Felix, Command in Chief of the Liberal War Machine: "Dude....::implicit Hypocrisy of the Liberal War Machine::"
to look information up using a computer (for instance the internet)
I didn't know your address so I took the machine.
We need directions to the store. Can you take the machine?
Take the machine to find a map so we can find our way around Salzburg.
an enigma
the inner machinations of my mind are an enigma
Dancing Machine Momo is a nickname for the very popular K-pop idol Momo(Hirai Momo) Who also happens to be from Twice(a very popular K-pop girl group) and is commonly known for her dancing. Hence the name” Dancing Machine Momo”
“Go! Dancing Machine Momo!!”
“Dancing Machine Momo is my bias!!”
“I’ll be the next Dancing Machine Momo!!”