i typed this with my nose

You're not special. I've done it too.

You: I typed this with my nose.
Me: I don't care.

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dick nose

an exremly large penis

he had a dick nose and it felt so good

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Same goes big nose.

The correct response to cheers big ears.

If you do not reply like this, you are a moron.

Alice: I downloaded those Kill Hannah songs for you.
Tim: Cheers big ears.
Alice: Same goes big nose.

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Monkeys got a nose bleed

Whilst a woman is on her period, the vagina looks as if a monkey ((if hairy)) is bleeding from the nose,

Peter: its that time of the month again
john: Piss up round dave's?
Peter: No, Monkeys got a nose bleed

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bent nose

a person with a slanted nose.

ha Bilal you got a bent nose hahahahaha

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Shake it like a red nose

To shake one's ass vigorously... The referral to a red nose pitbull. As in the dog would get a hold of something and shake it vigorously.

Shake it like a red nose

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pin a rose on your nose

Said with a sarcastic tone in voice. Used to tell someone that "nobody cares." Often used when one does not want to listen to a long story someone else wants to tell. This phrase mostlikely originated on the early 1990's show "Full House."

Person 1: I have so much to tell you! I just had my first horseback riding lesson and jumped my first fence in one day!
Person 2: Well pin a rose on your nose.

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