Wearing nothing on your feet.
"Hey man, why are you wearing shoes?"
"idfk"
shoe is a really cool friend, and is always there when you need them. They willingly stick up for you, and take time out of their day to talk with you!
I'm glad I found a friend in shoe. I love them.
A way a goody two shoes call hoes, hoes without saying the actual word hoe because they are afraid of being heard. moving the s in shoe to the end equals hoes
goody two shoes- "did you see the shoes in the bathroom vaping this morning"
not goody two shoes- "just say hoes already, im getting sick of this fucking language"
Shoes is show you sense of style you a bad bitch if you got off white 1s
Shoes are everything to me
Fucking stuff you put on your foot
Guy 1 : where do you use shoes ?
Guy 2 : on your fucking foot
Shoes- shoes r- well.. the houses/ beds for your feet, shoes can come in many forms because- humans like to overcomplicate things...
Shoes are for your feet- to hide your feet, cause there is no such thing as pretty feet ( sorry for those who love there feet or have a foot fetish ) you know what feet are so ugly we invented a second layer to hide them- socks.
Your feet: ” im cold and everyone is staring at me”
You: “no problem one second...”
* put on socks *
You: “ no wait your not hidden enough you can still se the shape of your feet”
- adds shoes -
You : “ Perfect “ 👌🏻
A term for fake ID. A shoemaker is someone who creates fake IDs.
Man I need new shoes.
New shoes? Why?
No not like those shoes. I got busted.
Oh.