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pre-retrospect

The act of realizing some deed or idea will result in an unfortunate outcome, but going along with said deed or idea anyway.

In pre-retrospect, buying a shit ton of cheap vodka instead of beer was a bad idea.

by PeachieSoKeen June 04, 2011


pre-sheet

The pre preparation of toilet roll lengths prior to the requirement of wipage to speed up the process of rectal cleansing

Before I need to wipe my bum I always pre-sheet

by eemocham June 07, 2017


Pre-smoke

(Action Verb) To smoke prior to having a full on smoking sesh.

damn bro i gotta pre-smoke before i shower, then ill hop on call and smoke up for real

by Cricketamine March 23, 2023


pre-mil

When one is within the first million views on a video from Youtube.com

"I was the 167,581 person to see the new Arcade Fire music video."
"Oh, Janet, you're SO Pre-Mil."

by jackie jormp jomp December 19, 2011


PRE FUNK

You know what pre funk is? huh its like pre game but for the hip and cool. come on guys you right, right? guy? hello? - Killeah

pre funk is like when you guys party before the party you know guys

by Killeah September 09, 2022


pre-eat

to eat a small meal before a feast to lessen the temptation to engore oneself.

Before the date, I decided to pre-eat some almonds and an apple to avoid scarfing down the porterhouse in front of her.

by billjenstuart April 20, 2011


Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023