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A huge Irish penis. Since it's not expected, its a surprise.
Matt whooped his huge pink dick out. It was beautiful. It was an Irish surprise.
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Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.
Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?
James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.
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It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.
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where one proceeds to perform cunnilingus upon a woman, with no knowledge of her apparent menstruation. the blood soaks into the persons face staining his or hers mouth red. This causes the appearance of a clown face.
that ho from the bar didn't tell me she was on her rag. i went down on that gravel pit and came up with a surprised clown face.
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When a man sticks his massive penis in wet cat food and lets his cat eat off of his dick.
"I gave my cat a Fancy Feast Surprise this morning. Overall a memorable experience."
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eating a plate of asparagus early in the day and while having sex later in the night piss in your partners mouth for a smelly surpise.
Tim's wife wanted to be treated like a whore so he gave her the port orange surprise
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basically tea-bagging or if your Ray Toro, potato sacking
"he totally gave the George Washingtons surprise last night while I slept."
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