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When a female on her period is penetrated and receives splooge inside her vagina. The result is a strawberry cream pie that oozes out of the vagina.
Heidi proudly displayed her strawberry cream pie after Hans shot his load inside of her menstruating vagina.
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An Alaskan Cream Pie is the act of pulling out of the woman's vagina as you're about to blow, then pouring alcohol on the penis and setting it on fire before putting it back into the woman and cumming inside of her.
I was fucking my ex violently for revenge, and to put the icing on the cake, I gave her a good ol' Alaskan Cream Pie.
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After farting, this is the act of scooping the fart and throwing it into a friend's face forcing the odor to his or her senses long before it would normally reach them.
Person 1: "Oh man, I just farted. You wan't a sugar cone or waffle cone?"
Person 2: "Dude, that's disgusting, get away from me."
Person 1: "Two scoops of chocolate coming right up."
*Proceed to scoop fart into face of friend, thereby delivering the Ice Cream Scoop.*
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When a female is flirtatious toward a male all night, such as at a bar, and takes him back to her place, only to reject the man, not having sex with him. The man should then pretend to fall asleep with the woman, waiting until she is totally unconcious. After she is incapacitated, the male should then procede to jack off on her face (Bukkake style), take a huge dump on her bathroom floor, and steal all the beer or other beverages out of her fridge- Then Bail. The woman would wake up to one hell of a scene, probably a dry and crusty one.
"Hey Nathan, This bitch cock-teased me all night the other day, took me back to hers, then rejected me!"
"Damn, so, what d'ya do about it?"
"I gave her the old Cream 'n' Steam."
*High fives*
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yes, that is correct thomas. but we are on to you.
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When a male ejaculates on his hand and smacks the semen in a female's face while simultaneously whacking her in the face with his penis.
i gave that bitch a huge banana cream pie, and now she's got a big red amrk across her face!
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Summer time, also used to indicate the passage of another year in a kid's life.
A few more ice cream seasons and she will be old enough to date
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