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Tennessee Turkey Baster

The act of aborting a baby with a turkey baster. It's the cheapest method of extracting an unwanted fetus and was named after the state that founded this act.(Commonly known as T.T.B.)

Debra:"Skeeter used saran wrap again instead of a condom last night... I think I might be pregnant!"

Alice: "Well, i have an old turkey baster, so we can suck that bastard right out!"

Debra: "You know i always gopher(go for) that ol' Tennessee Turkey Baster, I hated myself as a kid, so how could i raise one??"

by Lysergic4Lyfe April 18, 2014

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White headed turkey

Argumentative, delinquent youth with general lack of respect for any type of knowledge or proven fact. Behavior is generally caused by confusion of their sexuality.

Julian is a white headed turkey yo.

by Fuhqjules January 9, 2019


operation turkey swap

During a presentation, it is the act of swapping in prepared data to stand in for actual data that would otherwise take time to process, in an effort to present to an audience seamlessly and avoid delays. The origins of "operation turkey swap" come from a television trick performed on cooking shows, where a prepared turkey could be immediately displayed without having to wait for any cooking time.

Without operation turkey swap, Business would've thought our application was slow!

by kh-dev June 6, 2019


Pulled my turkey

A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.

I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!

by SinceUBeenSean April 27, 2021


hungarian turkey gobbler

the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time

"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"

by hungarian turkey gobbler October 17, 2014


Run your turkey

To urinate

Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...

by G-dog January 16, 2004

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turkey neck fiesta

When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.

Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.

by Captain J Cizzle June 2, 2011

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