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When on thanksgiving day, you are brutally and against your will bent over a couch and ravaged by 13 or more black or hispanic men for several hours, each leaving some nut inside you until you are stuffed like a turkey.
Chris: Hey man how is your girlfriend doing?
Tommy: Dude she was a stuffed jive turkey last Wednesday, I kicked the bitch to the curb
A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.
Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.
Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?
Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week
Man: great
the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time
"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"
A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.
I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!
To urinate
Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...
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When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.
Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.
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