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A "soft" term for a blatant example of child-labor, elementary-school style.
Elementary-school students are often already overworked and overtired, so the school should not pile even more labor on them by asking them to participate in that 0%!$@#& turkey-ticket raffle crap --- if the school needs more money, they should hold a bake-sale or something.
Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?
Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week
Man: great
A phrase used to describe a vague injury, typically a pulled muscle.
I can't play coach, I pulled my turkey!
the noise that's made while deep throating a penis and licking the anus at the same time
"I was at a party last night and some slut gave me a Hungarian turkey gobbler she sounded like a chocking turkey"
To urinate
Hang on a second guys, I have to go run my turkey...
When a group of of men surround a sombrero and masturbate onto it.
Man, it's like a turkey neck fiesta in here.
that damm brown turkey bacon just pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket