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people who constantly miss opportunities to score. these opportunities continue to accumulate until it becomes of concern and realise "theres only so many ways i can make love with my hand" as blink 182 stated
a forever virgins being attracted to and wanting to score wif a hot artist at a bus station to the point mr happy bcomes very excited however another opportunity goes missing as this forever virgin "isnt in the mood" and denies mr happy the opportunity of tru happiness :( opportunities missed : 4
Worse than ur mom gay, ur daddy lesbian, ur grandma a tranny, ur grandpap a trap, combined. if this is said to you you just fucking die end of story this is the worst insult you could ever say
Reese: ur mom gay
Peyton: ur mom a virgin
Reese: fucking explodes and dies from embarrassment
someone who has never been crammed up the ass before.
Raf is not back door virgin after being in jail with Bubba for 5 years.
Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, and your mom a Jew combined. If you say this the entire earth is destroyed
Marin: ur mom gay
Ryan: ur dad lesbian
Martin: ur granny tranny
Ryan: ur mom a Jew
Martin: don’t make me do it
Ryan: do it pussy
Martin: your mom a virgin
*everyone dies*
a new definition that has been recently submitted to Urban Dictionary that has not yet received any thumbs up or thumbs down
It's kinda cool to be the first one to click thumbs up on an Urban Dictionary virgin.
A guy who manipulates and decieves girls into believing that he cares about them when all he really wants is their virginity.
A virgin hopper. Hops from one virgin to the next.
"I can't believe it! Marcus just asked me out!"
"Does he know?" "Know what?" "That you're a virgin?"
"I kinda told him when we first started talking."
"He's a Serial Virgin Dater. He just wants you for your virginity!" "No, he really likes me! He said he did!"
"Here comes one of his ex girlfriend's, let's ask her."
Someone who has never experienced the "friend zone" treatment from someone of the opposite sex, and is therefore ignorant to all aspects of the friend zone, and what comes with it.
Dude 1 a.k.a Friend Zone Virgin: Yo, that girl that ran up to you at the football game and hugged you, you tappin that?
Dude 2: Nah, I'm just friends with her, have been for a while.
Dude 1: WHY NOT DUDE?!?!
Dude 2: I asked for her phone number a while back so we could "hang out" and she wouldn't give it to me. I think it's what she had been planning all along, I should have realized it when she wanted to bring friends when we went to the movies...
Dude 1: I don't get it, she talks to you all the time, she obviously wants you!
Dude 2: Nevermind...*walks away*